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Welcome to the Cat Emporium! Allow, I, Christina, AKA Nausikaa, AKA Crusty Bum, to show you around the Emporium! To your left you will see my stories, to the right you will see my stories. In fact, seeing this is a story achieve site, you pretty much will just be seeing stories. However, there is some catnip. 'Bozo and the LBBG' will take you to info about the mysterious cult. 'Edward; Sugar Queen' introduces you to the Twilight parody. And if you're bored, my brother Hairy Buttocks would be very happy to show you round his 'Willy Wangle Emporium.'
Note; The Ye Olde Cat Emporium is not actually a shoppe, arcaic spelling or otherwise.
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